- Waiter: How is everything?
- My dad: It's just divine.
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- My dad: .... JOSH Devine
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Lyrics to Directioner Dad’s debut song ‘Where’s Harry?”:
Hey Harry Styles where are you now?
We thought you’d be in UK with your cats, meow.
But now you’re where we never thought you’d be,
You might be somewhere in New York City!
We don’t knoooow where you are now, maybe Disney.
China, LA, Taiwan, Egypt, Spain, or Sudan,
Directioners can’t keep up with your vacation plan!
We hope that you’ll bring us some pictures to see,
Cos you know we like to invade your privacy!
We don’t knoooow where you are now, maybe Disney.
But we’re suuure that you’re somewhere, with Louis!
We know he’s back home now, but DD was confused with Harry’s vacation schedule
